ughh BRONCHITIS+Weed=pain

[Crazyitalian521]

worst experience ever. me and my friends baked a car and i had bronchitis and i took my first hit and started fucking dying, i couldnt even breathe.smart. and the baked car didnt make it any better. Then of course i was stupid enough to take a second hit thinking it wasnt gonna do anything. i was wrong. i got to the point where it was so hard for me to breathe and i had to get out of the car to get some fresh air and of course my friends were pissed because they were trying to keep the car baked haha when i got outta the car i started coughing my brains out(oh btw we were parked in a parkin lot of a professional building and it was stupid) and then after like 5 min of coughing i fuckin puked all on the ground. after i could catch my breath, i got back in the car and didnt smoke anymore although the car was still baking and i managed to get slightly high. when i got back home i looked online if smoking with bronchitis was bad for you and the results told me yes, smoking with bronchitis is bad for you haha

so my point: don't smoke if you have an upper respiratory type of problem, it kills. eat a pot brownie and save yourself the pain.

[Dr. Gonzo]

don't smoke when i have a respiratory infection? well hot damn i'm glad i know that know

[Crazyitalian521]

i take it that you were being sarcastic?

[Buddah_Lova]

lol noob. your friends probably have bronchitis now too.

[Crazyitalian521]

bronchitis isn't contagious

[Dr. Gonzo]

whatever caused it probably is and you and your buddies were swapping some fluids anyways

[Crazyitalian521]

i think you and your buddies swap fluids in each others mouths Dr. Gonzo.

[Dr. Gonzo]

i'm in trouble for getting laid?

shows how much you know about me

[Crazyitalian521]

oh so you like it when a guy jizzes in your mouth? pardon me sir.

[Dr. Gonzo]

blowjobs are bad?

[4toke2up0]

DURRRRR

This thread really got my attention. I'm just getting over bronchitis...but you think I give a FUCK?! Hehe, seriously, all you have to do is take smaller hits. Like, extremely small...like as small as you can make them basically. The day I bought an 8th of some dank ol headies, that's when I got the worse. I finished off the bag in a week...I took me about 30 minutes to smoke a bowl...but I kinda liked it.

what I did was take 2 or 3 extremely small hits by myself, wait about 5 or 10 for my lungs to chill out, rinse, and repeat. I also made some nutella crackers...wasn't too happy with them considering I put a half of gram in there and the effects where mild, but hey, it did it's trick..and a small bowl really helped bring out the effects.

Ok, well I just noticed you posted this over two weeks ago, so you should be better, but meh, still future reference.

It's really not smart to smoke, but when you're feeling like shit, that's the time you want to do it more than any. As long as you take it easy, you'll be AOK.

[Dr. Gonzo]

answer the damn question

is it bad to have your penis in someone else's mouth or is this guy fucking with me?

[Crazyitalian521]

ok Dr. Gonzo, i dont think you understand what i am trying to tell you, if you are a guy, then it is not a good thing to have another guy jizz or ejaculate in ure mouth unless you are gay. and if you are a girl, then yes you would prolly think its a good thing for that to happen to you. i am guesssing that you are a guy and yes blowjobs are good when you get them from girls but what i was saying is that you like it when another guy jizzes in ure mouth. get it now??

[Dr. Gonzo]

sounds like you're putting a double standard on this whole thing

but riddle me this my possibly closeted friend: do you like to get together with your buddies and admire scantily clad men drive their sweaty, muscular bodies into each other on spike tv? then do you like to sing praise about said scantily clad men instead of ripping into them for being perverted sodomite babyfucking queers?

[Crazyitalian521]

i honestly have no idea what u just said.