I`m not stoned im just laughing at the man tht keeps fallin
every day at school we do the same thing....at lunch time we go n hotbox
this lil shack near to our school. so we went normally liek everyother
day, only we had like 5 ounces of bud and alcohol n stuff......so we go
there as soon as the beel rings right n we smoked n smoked n smoked! i
thiot if i took in 1 more haul id pass out. so i look at my watch n relize
theres 1 min till class starts....we all run as fast as our stoned legs
can take us fallin down ever meter or so....
so we get into school ...late of course and everones at my locker askin
fo perfun n gum to take away the smell.....so i get into class with 3
other pple tht i had been smokin up with....the teacher asked us y we
were late n me bein stoned i said we werent late n at the same time we
all answer differnt ways....
now there are these lil tattle tales in our class n they jus strt caughing
n saying stoned under they breath.....now we weere reading sum stupid
book in class and everyday 1 person had to go to the front of the class
and read a chapter....the teach asked fo voulenteers n everyone yells
MEL! so i had to go n read....i was sooooo baked tht i couldnt even read
the words proprely n i had the biggest grin ever on ma face....then i
saw a little grren man climbing up the back wall and when he fell i burst
into laughter!!! the teacher asked me wut was rong? but i couldnt understand
n after sayyin wuuuuuut like 5 times i thot she had said are you stoned?
so i said im not stoned im just laughing at the man tht keeps fallin off
the wall! infront of everyone.....of course this turned the entire class
to burst into histarics...and me to get kiked outta class!
hehehehehehe!!!! WEED RULZ!