President Bush standing over me with a huge machine gun
By: Chris Kerrigan
The most outstanding time I've ever gotten high was in Echo Park in Los
Angeles with some friends. There was some sort of carnival thing going
on near my friend's house in Echo Park, so we all went down to see it.
First, however, we sat up in his apartment and smoke three bowls of weed
After we smoked it, we all left his apartment and ran down the hill toward
the carnival, where a fireworks display had just begun. The run almost
killed me, because I felt like I was being thrown down the long hill.
We finally arrived at the carnival, right in front of the Echo Park lake
on the grass, where we were terribly close to where the fireworks were
I lay down on the grass and kept looking at the fireworks and began orgasmically
going "oooo" "ahh" while all of my friends laughed
their asses off. Then, I closed my eyes and began this fantasy. I obviously
wasn't hallucinating, but I honestly began to believe that the loud bang
sounds of the fireworks was President Bush standing over me with a huge
machine gun and shooting me over and over again because I had gotten high.
I even imagined that the applause from the carnival crowd was the entire
country applauding because I was being shot. It was so fucking amazing.
It's the best high I've ever gotten. Man, I love marijuana, and I don't
care what anybody else says. It doesn't make me anymore low-minded or
degenerate than I ever was, so fuck all of that. I love it and can't wait
to do it some more.